Title: Fullmetal Magical Girl?!
Genre: Siliness. Total silliness.
Rating: PG (minor instances of language)
“No. No, no no!” Ed stared at Roy, unbelieving that even the Colonel could be this sadistic.
“Yes, yes, yes,” the macho man replied calmly. “Come on. You can’t disappoint your fans!”
“They can live with disappointment!”
“What about Winry?”
“If this was her idea, I owe her a split lip and a black eye!”
Roy Smirked. “What if I told you that I wanted to see you in it?”
“Yet another good reason to burn it!”
There was a brief scuffle as Roy attacked him and shoved him uncerimoniously into the object of discussion.
Ed glared at the Colonel. He was dressed in a pink Sailormoon-esque outfit, with a bobbly, sparkly headband. And high heels. “What the fuck is the point of this?”
Hawkeye let herself into the office at that point, and nearly lost her composure – and her lunch. “Colonel, I demand to know why Edward is dressed in drag.”`
Roy Smirked up a storm. “Because it’s no longer going to be Fullmetal Alchemist. It’s going to be Fullmetal Magical Girl.”
“I’m a man, if you haven’t noticed!” Ed howled.
“Pretty short for a man,” Roy remarked scathingly.
There was another brief fricas as Ed tried to transmute Roy into a hammer.
“Brother? Brother, are you in here?” Al poked his helmet through the door. “Mr. Havok said you were... Oh, my god!”
Hawkeye ushered the mortified younger brother out. “I sympathize fully. Now, let’s go play with Black Hyate and forget this whole thing ever happened.”
Roy was still Smirking. “You look very fetching in it.”
“My ass! You just did this so you could say that you got me in drag, didn’t you?!”
Roy picked up the phone. “Something like that.” He dialed Hughes’ number. “Hughes? Yes. I think you should get your butt over here. You owe me money.”
“IT WAS A BET?!” Ed screamed. “YOU COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF NEARLY EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN SERIES FOR A BET!?”
“Yup. Say cheese.”
On the cover of the Central Newspaper next morning was a picture of Ed in a costume reminiscent of Sailor Mars. Lunging at the camera.
It was a sad day for fangirls everywhere, when Fullmetal Alchemist became Fullmetal Magical Girl.
(A universal wail starts.)
Forgive the odd style, this was written a while ago. *sweatdrop*