Okay, so I hesitated and vacillated and all the rest about posting a heads-up about this...I mean, I don't usually like to post utter wrongness
In the meantime:
PG for m/m WTF?!, Gluttony/Al slash, possible implied Envy/Ed
It's all totally implied and, uh, I was dared--I mean challenged! yeah!--so it's not my fault. Really.