Pairing: Ed and his ass
Summary: Pride is revealed :D
Warnings: I blame this one on nostalgia and not enough sleep
Envy blinked blankly.
Winry scratched her head in confusion.
Roy raised a single eyebrow.
"Yeah, you heard right!" Ed ranted at everyone, seeming to puff up with indignation at their disbelief. "I'm a homunculus too! I'm really Pride!"
Lust cleared her throat. "Uh... where's the tattoo then?"
Al, who would have blushed if suits of armour could blush, pointed to Ed's left buttcheek. One could practically see the vein bulge out of Ed's forehead.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CUTE MY LITTLE PONY THAT'S SMALLER THAN NORMAL HORSES?!!???!?!???!!!"